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{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}
{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}
{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}
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The Connie Sue Highway is an outback unsealed track that runs between the Aboriginal community of Warburton on the Great Central Road and Rawlinna on the Trans-Australian Railway. It lies entirely in the state of Western Australia, crosses the Great Victoria Desert and Nullarbor Plain, and is approximately 650Â km (400Â mi) long.
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