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Peter Van Gelder is a sitarist and musician who played saxophone and bass in The Great Society.
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{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
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The Smenovekhovtsy was a political movement in the Russian émigré community, formed shortly after the publication of the magazine Smena Vekh in Prague in 1921. This publication had taken its name from the Russian philosophical publication Vekhi (\"Signposts\") published in 1909.
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